Google sure is giving me some weirdass ads

Gee, complain about a bank once, and apparently Google Ads gives you such intriguing ads as "find an ATM near you" and "the facts about credit and debit cards." Damn you Google, my readers are much too smart and cool to click on crap like that. Couldn't you at least give them ads for, like, toilet hooks or something?

(You know, so if not just to show their undying support for One Smoot, at least they'd click to see what the hell a toilet hook is.)