Now, I don't know a whole lot about his background, or his stances on anything, and I only watched the first couple of seconds of his video. But having seen that, there's no way in hell I could possibly vote for the guy.
The white KitchenAid® mixer doesn't go with his decor:
I mean, really, a white appliance with that deep cabinet finish and the dark granite?
He really should have gone with gloss cinnamon:
Or imperial gray:
Or perhaps the brighter metallic chrome:
Or even something a little funky, like persimmon, or boysenberry, or pistachio:
But definitely not the white. That's gotta go.
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This hilarious!
OOps. Sorry. Ross Levanto here. I live on Beacon Hill and got here via your post on Universal Hub.
Well, some people like to stick to the basics and use only white appliances - is he a "Back to basic values" type?
Or maybe he appreciates classic design, and the white KitchenAid is the classic.
Or maybe it's a symbol of thrift in this economy, do the colored appliances cost more?
I'm not a fan of dark-wood kitchens. Could you show us what his kitchen might look like with a more modern look? Say, some blond wood or even some pastels?
Adam, I hear what you're saying, and I want you to know that here at One Smoot, we give our readers' concerns the utmost respect and consideration. Below, you will find how his kitchen might look in a lighter finish, say, a honey-oak or maybe a cool birch finish:
http://eeka.net/whitershadeofpale.jpg
Also, since you expressed an interest in pastels, have a look at what his kitchen might look like in a nice mint green:
http://eeka.net/coolmintygoodness.jpg
I hope this has been informative.
Man, I picked up the diet coke right before I clicked on the lighter finish picture. It's a good thing I hadn't taken a sip yet!
Also, it is a good thing I told my moom not to buy me a Kitchen Aid mixer for christmas- I said no because I have no room, but I would not want it to interfere later in life should I have a different decor in the future and I want to run for office.
Then again, I'd insist on one in some shade of purple, which is always cool.
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